BYU Jokes

What do you call a 385 pound BYU coed?
Anorexic

Why did BYU coeds stop wearing wetsuits? (Those used for scuba diving)
They kept on getting harpooned.

If there was a BYU coed on one side of LaVell Edwards stadium, and a Ricks College (now BYU Idaho) coed on the other side, which would fall in first?
The stadium

What is the difference between Tinker Bell, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and an ugly BYU coed?
Three of the four are fictitious.

How do you get 25 BYU coeds in a Volkswagen?
Throw an engagement ring in the back seat.

What do you call a pretty girl on the BYU campus?
A visitor

What is the difference between a garbage can and a BYU coed?
A garbage can gets taken out once a week.

What is the difference between an Orem Police Car and a BYU coed?
It takes two cop cars to block a street.

What is the difference between a spider and a BYU coed?
A spider has eight hairy legs.

Why did the LaVell Edwards Football Stadium go to Astroturf?
To keep the BYU Homecoming Queen from grazing.